“Just because I didn’t send you a smoke signal doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t send you a homing pigeon doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t write you a letter doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t telegram you doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t email you doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t IRC with you doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t IM you doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t BBM you doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I didn’t post on your wall doesn’t mean I don’t care”

“Just because I’m not on G+ with you doesn’t mean I don’t care”